A.P. Bio

March 2019

Wednesday Morning, 8 AM

4.0 0 x
In the hectic thirty minutes that start every day at Whitlock, Jack tries to retrieve his massage chair from Whitlock's intriguing payroll accountant, Lynette. Durbin and Helen prepare for the morning announcements, and Michelle gives a eulogy.


3.0 2 x
As the newly minted Driver's Ed teacher, Jack sets out to get revenge on his mother's church when he discovers the last of her money was used to buy a statue of the Virgin Mary.


4.0 2 x
Jack tries to unlock the secret of what makes ordinary people happy, leading him to a new book idea that he believes will be his ticket out of Whitlock High and Toledo. Mary, Stef and Michelle celebrate a special day.
May 2018

Drenching Dallas

Expired 3.0 4 x
As Jack delightfully prepares to leave Whitlock High forever, he encourages his students to seek revenge on the bullying members of the drum corps; meanwhile, Michelle, Stef and Mary are convinced that Whitlock is haunted.
April 2018


Expired 4.0 4 x
In an attempt to destroy Miles, Jack recruits one of his students to pretend to be Miles' long-lost son, but when the plan goes awry, Jack's class has had enough; meanwhile, Stef, Mary, Michelle and Durbin work on a theme for Sadie Hawkins.

Eight Pigs and a Rat

Expired 4.0 1 x
When an anonymous student informs Principal Durbin that Jack cancelled the A.P. Bio class' fetal pig dissection, Jack interrogates his students to uncover the rat; meanwhile, Durbin tries to impress the superintendent during her visit to Whitlock.

Durbin Crashes

Expired 3.0 3 x
When Principal Durbin's wife kicks him out of the house, he crashes with Jack, making it difficult for Jack to navigate his sexually charged friendship with his ex-girlfriend; meanwhile, Jack's students plan to frame Miles for a crime.

Rosemary's Boyfriend

Expired 4.0 3 x
When Jack learns that his dead mother had a lover named Brandon, Jack becomes furious and sets out to destroy the old man; the students must take care of simulated babies for health class; and Stef is asked out by Dale, the janitor.
March 2018

We Don't Party

Expired 3.0 8 x
When Victor's parents go out of town, Jack uses their house to host his ex-girlfriend's fundraising gala, hoping to impress her and take down her boyfriend, Chase; meanwhile, Jack's goody-goody students have a party in the basement.

Selling Out

Expired 4.0 3 x
When Jack's book is rejected by multiple publishers for being too dark, he must decide if he will sell out and write a much sunnier, more marketable book; meanwhile, Stef recruits Principal Durbin to be her bestie after Mary offends her.